If cute chocolate gifts aren’t your thing on Valentine’s Day then why not go down a slightly more… smutty route. Surely your partner has always wanted a boob or a bum notepad?

Click on the pic above and take a look at the website. Browse the ‘fun in the bedroom’ and the ‘wobbly bits’ sections and we’re sure you’ll find the perfect Valentines gift for your loved one. The notepads are a steal at just £4 too. Let’s just hope your partner has a sense of humour… A boob notepad could be enough to fly some into a jealous rage… via nerdapproved

Given it’s exactly 10 days until Valentines Day it’s time to start hunting down the perfect Valentines gift (that’s if you’re in a relationship or have a crush on someone, if not it’s the 10 day countdown to the most bitter day of the year). Well how about this romantic little gift? Girls love chocolate right? Girls love feeling attractive right? So why not combine the two. via nerdapproved You can order yours from offbeattreats for just $10. Get your order in quick. This product is so sweet it won’t last long (sorry.) The best valentine’s gift money can buy.