Relieve your stress without shouting at the boss!

Feeling stressed and frustrated? The Dead Fred Pen Holder can help. Need someone to take your aggression out on? The Dead Fred Pen Holder can help. And somewhere to keep that pesky pen you keep losing under the edge of your computer keyboard? Well the Dead Fred Pen Holder can help with that too.
Alleviate all that pent up aggression by keeping Dead Fred on your desk and violently and repeatedly stabbing him through the heart each time you feel the need. Even better you won't have to deal with another rage when you can't find your pen because as if by magic there it is, just where you left it, right at your fingertips - and your stress and frustration, vanished! Dead Fred won't feel it, because he is dead.
For some unfathomable reason absolutely everyone who claps eyes on the Dead Fred Pen Holder adores him (well they do say everybody loves you when you're dead). Maybe it's his awkwardly splayed limbs, maybe it's his blood red colouring, maybe it's his tactile rubbery body. Or maybe it's because he's infinitely more distinctive than a boring old pen pot and the back of your ear. Whatever the reason, Dead Fred is set to become a desktop favourite amongst macabre stationery fans everywhere.