Take your stress out on Paul

Work getting to you?  Girlfriend nagging about something fundamentally NOT important?  Don't beat up a random purple guy in the street, take it out on Stress Paul!  This cute little purple guy is a stress relief ball ready and braced for your squeezes.  Stress Paul is the ultimate stress ball for people who are not too crazy in the head to appreciate funky, stylish desk accessories.  Twin Stress Paul - Stress Ball with our Dead Fred Pen Holder and Splat Stan Drinks Coaster for the ultimate morbid and humorously macabre scene.  Stress Paul is a stress reliever with a difference and as he has no distinguishing features (other than the fact he is bright purple) you can imagine him as any one of your enemies and squeeze the life out of your mental anguish.